There I am playing happily doing my impression of Phil Mitchell when I get overpowered and strapped into the magic seat, and by the way it takes two ov em now days to get me in that seat. Anyway, when I wake up, I can't understand a word anyone is saying. What in the name of Beelzebub does 'Och aye' mean?
I think they must have taken me to a foreign country.
I wake up this morning and disaster has stuck............. I have lost the ability to see in colour! Absolutely everything is white. I am totally colour blind. If this thing is genetic I'm going to have to slap one of these pair. It will be a waste of time me shouting 'Come on you reds' because I wont know which ones I will be talking about. Thank god for cricket.
Anyway I digress where we live it's cosy, warm, snug! you know what I'm trying to say. Then for no good reason I can think of, they bring me north of the blooming Arctic Circle. I'm telling you if these two don't shape up I'm off to live with G-Ma and grandad!
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