When nobody is watching

It's great fun to mess with peoples heads,

I have been walking for about two weeks, but nobody has seen me yet.  I have been practising when they are watching sport or busy eating or something like that. My cunning plan is this, I will wait and wait and then one day I will run across the room jump on the sofa and sit there like its nothing and they will think I'm a genius. The simplest plans are always the best...............


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