And now he thinks he is Swanny

Grandad tries to play cricket for Cropwell Cricket Club, he told me he was brilliant today.

7 overs 3 maidens 4 wickets for 14 runs.

15 runs with the bat!

I don't know what all that means but what I do know is, I WASN'T THERE TO WATCH HIM! again.

Confound you baffoon's for keeping me up 'ere in 'ta' yarksha'

Grandad bowling his 'very slow right arm spin'

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