An average day in the life of my Grandad.

You can laugh if you want, but King Klutz has been at it again. An average day in the life of my Grandad.

Grandad was cycling to work along the Grantham Canal when a dog started barking and snarling at him.

The lady who owned the dog said " he won't hurt you, he's ever so friendly"

At which point the dog jumped up and bounced off grandad.

The lady laughed and said "see he just wants to play".

Grandad replied " Please put your dog on a lead, he has just bitten me on my backside"

The lady said " No he didn't, he's just playing"

Grandad said " Do you want me to show you where your dog bit me?"

The lady said  " Your a pervert you are!"

At which point the lady grabbed he dog by the collar and stormed off leaving grandad with two bite marks and blood trickling down his leg.

It's a good job he had that tetanus injection on the 3rd December 2010 after his 'Sledging Accident' otherwise he would have to go to the doctors and have a needle stuck in his bum too.



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