Mum says.

I have been told not to take advantage of the senile old fart.

They must be mad!

If this madman is going to take me climbing in the Peak District or Canoeing down some river somewhere or going up some place called Snowdon or Ben Nevis, when I am old enough, then I feel I should get something out of it.

The old codger is off his trolley. 'Lets go for a WALK' A bloody Walk! sod that, just buy me a Nintendo DS old man.