The story so far

Were do I start?

I've been told my grandad is a great man, but I just cant see it at the moment, he just makes stupid noises and annoys me. I'm sure as I get older he will become my best friend. Different folk have told me he will do whatever I tell him, they say he will take me to the park in the middle of the night if I want to, drive hundreds of miles just because I've asked him to, camp up the woods or in a graveyard if I want to, or even take me to the seaside for a fish and chip supper. This geeza sounds a bit of a push over if you ask me. Time I started thinking how I can put this to good use.