Only child or so I thought!

I was under the impression I was an only child, for months now we have lived up-t-north, you have kept me isolated and seeing the same few people. We go to theirs, they come to ours, or we go out and you C-D's have a chat while we sit in our pushchairs looking at each other (oh and by the way that's a barrel of laughs). You lot laughing and joking while you scoff cream cakes and drink tea. We just sit there, have any of you even entertained the idea that we might like to try some of that tasty food you lot enjoy so much? I doubt it, I think I know why, you say its unhealthy for us. That my friends is a crock, its so there is more for you. You just don't want to share, you people are so hypocritical, "play nicely, share your toys" If you want to teach me to share, give me some of that bloody cake.
Anyway as I was saying I thought I was the only child in your life, but what's this? I wake up this evening to find that boy who is always at G-Ma's is still in my flat, I know he got here this afternoon but why haven't his C-D's come to collect him and take him home? 
If he is still here tomorrow I'm off to stay at G-Ma's house.