What a weekend! Part II

G-Ma took me to the house with the tasty yellow bird. I'm telling you now, I can't be blamed for what will happen if I ever get hold of that bird.
G-Ma is starting to lose her marbles, she stood on the door step in the rain for ages trying to get me to sleep in my pushchair, all she had to do is put me in my magic chair and I would of been out like a light. The senile one arrived a bit later with this other fellow I have never seen before. Nice enough chap, played with me and Oscar for a bit, he was a bit like the old fart in a way.
Not long after that they put me in my magic chair and the next thing I know I was at home. No sign of mum and dad though, must still be at the party. I played for a bit with mad boy while G-Ma made me some supper, then G-Ma put me to bed.
I woke in the middle of the night and there were some people in the spare bed in my bedroom! Can you imagine my surprise? Out of common courtesy you would of thought someone would of asked me if they can use my private space! but no, they just kept me awake and made a right racket all night. They just let anyone sleep in my room. It turned out it was G-Ma and what's-his-name, to be fair its a good job they did stay over. Mum gave me some cheese to chew on because she was too hung over (from last nights party) to get me breakfast, a chunk of the cheese snapped off and I started choking on it. The old fart, quick as a flash, whipped me out of my high chair, turned me upside down and dislodged it. Then when all the drama was over and had died down mum put her ale soaked fingers down my throat and made me be sick all over the carpet for no reason. Then they put me back into my magic chair and I went out like a light.